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I'm a random, crazy, older-sister type person and I will think of you as a cute lil booger no matter how creepy you are...
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psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

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spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs, via hotboyproblems)

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

No one blesses me except my French teacher….

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

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hi:

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

(Source: hi, via cutepanties-hardcoremusic)

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

(Source: chenyakumo-remade, via hotboyproblems)

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

(Source: asvprock, via hotboyproblems)

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

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coolbloqqer:

do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care

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devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via hotboyproblems)

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via hotboyproblems)

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