how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class
No one blesses me except my French teacher….
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.