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I'm a random, crazy, older-sister type person and I will think of you as a cute lil booger no matter how creepy you are...
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how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

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Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

No one blesses me except my French teacher….

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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

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don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

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hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

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Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

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my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

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do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care

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Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

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